Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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