Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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