She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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