Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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