dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
