you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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