turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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