So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
that's an acceptable place to lick
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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