It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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