4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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