i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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