Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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