k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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