like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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