So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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