It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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