i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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