Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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