all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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