you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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