You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize