i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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