just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just sent this text using only my big toe
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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