Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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