She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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