margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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