the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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