Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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