Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We are two peas in an std pod
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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