Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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