Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
