Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm way too hungover for life right now
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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