Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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