it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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