don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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