My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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