Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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