I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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