did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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