if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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