Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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