i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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