The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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