Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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