....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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