Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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