Me. At least after what I've been through.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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