How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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