Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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