For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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