i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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