butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's a Shit stain on my heart
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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