He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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