Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
50% drunk capacity currently
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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