FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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