I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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