do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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