i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
