i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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