oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
do herpes really smell.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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