He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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